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i'm a bad kid, baby.
now my life's sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream i'm living in.
i like all things lady gaga, katy perry, and sometimes lana del rey. friends fanatic, tv lover, and all around badass. i make no apologies.
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thurstin:

I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

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September 7th, 2014 ∞ 80,817 notes

heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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August 30th, 2014 ∞ 139,382 notes

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

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August 30th, 2014 ∞ 102,045 notes
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